The trouble to begin at 8 o’clock…

Mark Twain was a man who knew how to advertise.  Would that I had access to a TARDIS, I think this lecture would be my first stop.

MAGUIRE’S ACADEMY OF MUSIC

The Sandwich Islands:

MARK TWAIN

(Honolulu Correspondent of the Sacremento Union)

Will deliver a lecture on

THE SANDWICH ISLANDS

AT THE ACADEMY OF MUSIC
ON TUESDAY EVENING, OCTOBER 2

In which passing mention will be made of Harris, Bishop Staley, the American missionaries, etc., and the absurd customs and characteristics of the natives duly discussed and described. The great volcano of Kilauea will also receive proper attention.

A SPLENDID ORCHESTRA
is in town, but has not been engaged.

Also

A DEN OF FEROCIOUS WILD BEASTS
will be on exhibition in the next block.

MAGNIFICENT FIREWORKS
were in contemplation for this occasion, but the idea has been abandoned.

A GRAND TORCHLIGHT PROCESSION
may be expected; in fact, the public are privileged to expect whatever they please.

Dress Circle, $1.00 | Family Circle, 50c.

Doors open at 7 o’clock. The Trouble to begin at 8 o’clock.

“The trouble begins at 8 o’clock.”

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